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Last Updated: December 2025

THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN CRUST

Long ago, on the mystical campus of Universidad de las Delicias, there existed a legendary empanada known as THE GOLDEN CRUST.

Baked by the ancient Baker-Wizard Don Horneado, this empanada contained the perfect balance of flavor, crunch, and magical sustenance.

But the recipe was lost to time, scattered across 5 Sacred Salsa Jars hidden throughout the campus grounds.

Now, as finals week approaches, the campus has been overrun by desperate, hungry students, each more ravenous than the last:

• PROFESSORS - Elite hunters with decades of food-finding experience
• GRAD STUDENTS - Caffeinated and relentless pursuers
• RAs - Broke and hungry, they hunt in greater numbers

You are the last empanada descendant. Navigate the treacherous campus, avoid the buildings and statues, defend yourself with molten cheese shots, and collect all 5 salsas to uncover the ancient recipe!

Stay warm to survive! Find space heaters near buildings, grab sterno fuel, or warm up by the rare burning couch!